My contact details have lately been added to a PR database that has resulted in me getting a full range of amazing press releases for products from fancy laundry detergent to ecological make-up to invitations to interview a leading economist. I am also apparently on some kind of key plastic surgery list: I’m now getting missives from one particular clinic on a near-weekly basis. And yesterday’s advised me of a really crucial piece of news: the latest in pubic hair styling, it seems, is something called the ‘Tasmanian Triangle’ which, it seems, is more ‘modest’ than the traditional Brazilian.

And lucky London women, because this particular clinic offers some kind of lasering service that means we can have this trendy form of bikini grooming permanently installed. Lovely. But what I want to know is this: what about all those women who had the now deeply unfashionable Brazilian style lasered, who now lack enough hair to be modest? Hair plugs?